February 2012
❒ TAKEN ❒ SINGLE ✔ Waiting for a time lord in a...
crazyisanunderstatement:
thedoctorandsherlock:
harrypotterandtheblog:
astudyinlestrade:
policeboxandadeerstalker:
Applicants from all of the above now being accepted.
AND THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT.
And the boy who lived…duh.
ALL OF THEM EVERY SINGLE ONE
Other people need not apply.
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three...
alohomoramyworld:
Like a boss
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
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leilockheart:
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When your friends try to show you something funny...
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
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YES. I LOVE JIM MORIARTY.
frankenkitty:
By feyuca
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You are the last thing you drew: →
saintdoriangray:
shainecomeback:
emyssassygayberet:
nalcania2:
ubuuu:
lisola:
derperistical:
ahoithar:
clockworksexual:
I’m davesollux
i’m a kawaii cyclops girl
yes
im davejohn
dammit im supposed to be dirkjake
uhhh I fixed my…
I am Rex. Well then.
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“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow...”
– Pablo Neruda (via serialstranger)
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Rupert Graves to Guest Star in Doctor Who
poshprogrammer:
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.