14 7 / 2012
“No, I won’t eat my Brussels sprouts.”
“Oh yes, you will.”
Quietly adds Sherlock’s facial expression to paternal!Lestrade headcanon.
(via geniusbee)
21 4 / 2012
New headcanon: Nobody at Scotland Yard knows how to flip the water bottle onto the cooler without spilling, so they never have water to drink. The detectives just stand around the water cooler staring longingly.
10 4 / 2012
I just want to point out the mirroring of Sherlock and John with Greg and Sally in this scene. Greg and Sherlock are marching on ahead, discussing information and sharing ideas while Sally and John walk along behind, contented to follow.
Ugh this actually breaks my heart a little bit.
Because I’m sure Greg thinks back sometimes to the days when it was just him and Sherlock (and Sally), solving the case together.
I mean yeah he’s happy Sherlock’s happy and knows John is good for him but still. It’s gotta be a change.
(Source: nuhuras)
29 3 / 2012
26 3 / 2012
“You know in another life you’d have made an excellent criminal.”
“And you sir, an excellent police man.”An excellent police man yes! I mean fake drugs busts may not be the HEIGHT of his illustrious career. But yes.
(Source: trueamericanenglish, via no0lcue)
24 3 / 2012
21 3 / 2012
This man is so perfect it makes me cry.
Aw Rupert let’s turn that frown upside-down!
(Source: wholockappreciationblog)
13 3 / 2012
YAY finished with these cards. GB and Mei helped me out with ideas :D
And in case it isn’t obvious…
Sherlock - King of Diamonds (they’re carbuncles!)
Mycroft - Queen of Spades
John - Ace of Hearts
Lestrade - Jack of Clubs (with a police baton oho!)
Moriarty - Joker
(via bbcsherlockfanwork)
03 3 / 2012
oh rupert.
ahahhaha;laksfkljasfd this just made my day
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
(via no0lcue)
03 3 / 2012
22 2 / 2012
thirdwheel!lestrade
MY POOR BOO
this is cute and funny but my headcanon for Third Wheel Lestrade is so sad that it makes me emotional.
Poor Lestrade, they treat him like he’s that little kid who tags along with the big kids trying to be cool
(Source: fixshitfelix, via no0lcue)
06 2 / 2012
Okay, everything else awesome about Scandal in Belgravia aside (which is actually everything)
Is anyone else imagining John and Sherlock playing a game of Cluedo that gets so heated Sherlock stabs the fucking board to the wall.
I giggled at the milk.
“It was the dagger on the Cluedo board in the living room!”
This clearly happened because, somehow, John beat Sherlock at Cluedo.
Sorry guys i accidently a board game crack ficlet.
7:10
Sherlock fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo.
7:18
Sherlock still fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo.
7:23
“Where’s the logic? How can i deduce the motives of plastic pieces?”
7:26
There is a mad rush for the best Cluedo characters. In the end, John claims Colonel Mustard, Sherlock is Professor Plum, Mycroft has Reverend Green. Greg is left with Miss Peacock.
7:27
Greg sulks. John tries not to laugh.
7:28
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works.7:28
John sees Lestrade’s cards reflected in the mirror behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe.7:29
Sherlock asks for all the other characters cooperation in recreating the scene of the crime. John explains that’s not how the game works.
7:32
Sherlock wants to know if the victim is related to any of the suspects. John explains that’s not how the game works.7:33
Mycroft can see through John’s paper due to the lamp behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe in the kitchen.
7:34
Lestrade can only seem to roll the numbers one or two and so never actually manages to get into any room. He sulks.
7:35
Sherlock is choosing which room to enter, John gets out Miss Scarlet and has Colonel Mustard chat her up.
7:35
Sherlock sees Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard getting a bit too friendly in the billiard room and decides to investigate.
7:36
Reverend Green gets restless whilst waiting for his turn and starts dancing with Mrs White in the ballroom.
7:37
Sherlock thinks Mrs White has an uncanny resemblance to Mrs Hudson.
7:37
Mycroft chooses to say nothing. He is a little frightened that anything said against Mrs Hudson would result in him taking several trips out the window.
7:40
John sees Mycroft flinch and forces back a smile. He agrees that yes, she does have an uncanny resemblance to Mrs White.
7:38
The game has turned into a soap opera. Colonel Mustard is having an affair with Miss Scarlet who is engaged to Reverend Green. Professor Plum knocks over Miss White in a fit of rage and Miss Peacock seems to still be wandering around the corridors aimlessly.
7:45
John reveals the cards and wins the game, the truth is that it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Everyone looks at Sherlock with mock how could you expressions that soon crumble when he gasps “that cannot be right!” and looks for all the world as if he has just been framed for a real murder.
7:46
Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer.
7:46
Lestrade tells Sherlock it is just a game and he won’t be taken into police custody.
7:46
Sherlock gives Lestrade the evils of a lifetime.7:50
Sherlock throws Professor Plum like a toddler throwing a tantrum. John will find it a week later on top of the bookshelf.
7:47
John proposes they play Monopoly.
Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell.8:00
In the end, Sherlock stabs the Cluedo board to the wall in a fit of rage and John wonders, not for the first time, if the consulting detective is actually five years old.
^^^^^^^^THIS
Perfection ♥
